Log 551
Awake not a good nights sleep.
0815 The whole mood of the day seems to be set by the quality and consistency of the morning bowel movement. It dominates the morning exchanges. For Example; Elaine appeared beaming from the heads announcing to the world that she had just launched a Bristol No 4, her first firm stool for 2 years. Christ, can you imagine the size of the thing! the coastguards had better put out an all ships warning.
0830 RR rowed over too embarrassed to ask a question re his rowlocks over the RT Told him we only specialise in circumcision on this boat.
0915 Briefing over the RT.
1015 Pegasus and us running up the NW coast of Kornat but out of RT contact, something wrong?.
1300 Moored in Telascica Inlet, Mike decides he can drink beer as his urine is clear. Elaine gets him a gin and tonic.
1400 Answer phone message from John Arrowsmith. Roger Nicholls has died.
1500 Chris asserts her authority re the Bristol Stool Firmness Chart as she is an expert. Apparently No 1 is sheep droppings not goats!
1600 Mary and Mike debate whether the sea cock to the holding tank is open or closed. Mary goes swimming?
1700 James and Jay checking Pegasus RT. Min was sitting topless on the lavy talking to James through the deck light. She then leaps naked into the fore cabin holding a toilet roll over her essentials.
James looked quite pale after the experience.
1720 Min totaly embarassed now, as James is using the toilet and she has not flushed.
1820 Rowed to restauranr, good meal meat meal 700K per boat. Min trying to get back in to Pegasus from the rubber duck splits her gusset.
2115 Very romantic sitting on the boats with the mast head lights twinkling in the stars. RR is looking for Uranus.
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